What are we called, collectively? Fiberphiliacs? Clothaphiliacs? Stashophiliacs? I was wondering, because Mom and I actually fought over who has more stash while cleaning her stash room. I still think she has more, but she has a stash room about twice as big as mine so it looks as if I have more. She disagrees.
Dad's reaction: a mixture of amusement, bewilderment, and gentle forfeiture, as if he was looking at two pups with hideously broken limbs.